whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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ur gay

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Poop

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Anti Joke

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