- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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