Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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women's rights

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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