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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Bags of delicious poop.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Chuck norris

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Who is John Galt?

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