What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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