- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

H o m o comes out as homo

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