a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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womans having rights.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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which one is easiest

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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