- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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