- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Actually it was me Josh brown

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Your mom.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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