- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Obama

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

My love life

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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