- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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