how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Womens' sports

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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