- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

I hate long jokes -_-

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

when debbie meets downer

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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