- Anti Joke

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

the game

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

fridge

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

the game

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

fridge

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.