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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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