- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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