- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

I hate long jokes -_-

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

when debbie meets downer

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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