Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Refrigerator

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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