- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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