Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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