- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

KONY 2012

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

UN

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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