- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How High is a Chinese man

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

they told me not to write here but i did

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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