Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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... Chan chan

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Anti Joke

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