A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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