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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Obamacare

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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