- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

destiny

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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