- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

A seal walks into a club.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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