- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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