- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

I like the color potato.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

I'm hungry.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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