how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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