- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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