- Anti Joke

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.