What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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