What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Davey Peterson.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Buzi vagy!

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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