- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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