-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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