- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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