- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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