Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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