How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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