Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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