- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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