There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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