What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

VAL SUCKS

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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