so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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