teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

Who's on first? Garvey.

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

Hello

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Davey Peterson.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

Buzi vagy!

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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