Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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