- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

YEAH THEY DO!

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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