- Anti Joke

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Bark I'm a tree

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

guest what i love pancakes

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!