- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Obamacare

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Obama

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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