Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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