What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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