- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Coldpaly is a good band

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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