Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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poopoo

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Knock, Knock ...

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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