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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Neither have I

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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