Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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