- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Today is March 22.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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