- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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