How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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