What's upside down? umop apisdn

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A Sloth runs...

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

my gramma died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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