Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

ecks! why zee?

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Title IX

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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