Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Your dads dead. lol

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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