- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A black man comes home from work.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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