my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Get on the boat.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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