- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Basically copying you.

whos district champs not JM

Womens basketball

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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