- Anti Joke

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS