What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

a man walked into a bar....

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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