Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What's two plus two? Window

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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what happens every day? People die

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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