How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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PSN IS UP

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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fava beans

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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