why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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