- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Long joke Your such a downey

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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