- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What can fly? Lots of things

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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