- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

i love to lick...

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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