Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What's two plus two? Window

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Wright flyer

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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