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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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women's rights

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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