Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why? Because racecar.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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