- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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