- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's your blood type? Red.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

What is white and long? A New York winter

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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