Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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