What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Justin Beiber's Talent.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

An Asian man fails a math test

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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