- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's white and gluey Glue

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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