A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Take wrong turns

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Skrillex.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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