Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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