- Anti Joke

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

PIED NINNY!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.