- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

i love to lick...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

My dad

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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