The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Womens' sports

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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