- Anti Joke

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Halt! Who goes there?! It is I, Prince Ali Ba Ba of Yo mamas house. To what do I owe this pleasure of your kindness? I come to you with gifts, relics, and spices. All these can be yours if the price is right. Surely there must be a mistake here. How do you go about by and by without a horse? Are you who you say you are? English mothafucka do you speak it?!!! What is this mothafucka do you speak of? Say what again, I dare you! I double dare you mothafucka say what one more goddddam time. Oh wait stop, hammer time...

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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