Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man did not like this site

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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