- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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