On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

when debbie meets downer

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

I hate long jokes -_-

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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