I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Women's Rights

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Anti Joke

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